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Hell

12/4/2020

 

Caramel Pig

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​Stage 2.2



John Day, Oregon – New Meadows, Idaho

259.23 Miles – 417.19 Kilometres

Total distance ridden 782.49 Miles – 1259.29 Kilometres


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We cycled down town and looked in a few of the cutsie shops. I wondered into a fishing shop, that kind of sold cute things including guns.


This is an excerpt from my trip dairy. It is a conversation I had with the shop assistant in the shop.

Female Shop Assistant: Do you carry a gun with you on your bike?
Me: No we carry beer spray 
Female Shop Assistant: I guess it would be difficult in states where you cannot carry a concealed weapon. 
Me: Yeah
Female Shop Assistant: When I am in Ontario, Oregon there is nothing more embarrassing than walking into a bank and realising I have my gun in my purse. I quickly run outside and put it in my glovebox. 
Me: Is it legal in Oregon to carry a gun in your glovebox. 
Female Shop Assistant: I don't know, I just don't want to set of any alarms in the bank and have to explain myself. 

As soon as I could I rushed out on to the street, found Sharon and told her of the conversation, we were both once again in hysterics and dumbfounded by American gun culture.  

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More partial chapters of our wee bike ride are to follow. 

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Sometime in the near future the complete adventure will be released as an eBook. Patrons will get a free copy of this. 

​Cheers Kel

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