Muskegon, Michigan, USA – London, Ontario, Canada
355.99 Miles – 572.91 Kilometres
Total distance ridden 3514.08 Miles – 5655.36 Kilometres
355.99 Miles – 572.91 Kilometres
Total distance ridden 3514.08 Miles – 5655.36 Kilometres
The next event was perhaps the lowest we stooped on the whole trip. We could not find a toilet in Midland. And of course it is pretty hard to cross your legs when riding a bicycle. We rode, we searched and we begged our bladders to behave, but eventually we had to let nature take its course. In total desperation we found some poor homeowner's front lawn. It had a few shrubs on it. We scurried off our bikes, quickly peed on the frightened flora and fortunately took off again without being noticed. One hundred metres later we rode passed an unlocked Portaloo and about another 100 metres after that, the town suddenly opened up into countryside. Och aye, we lived to tell the story and the plants are probably better off for it. |
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Cheers Kel
You can read the full chapters by signing up to become a patron or by very very special request.
Become a Patron by following this link.
Sometime in the near future the complete adventure will be released as an eBook. Patrons will get a free copy of this.
Cheers Kel